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Post by povey on Jul 13, 2009 17:23:43 GMT -5
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Post by schadelreich on Jul 13, 2009 18:21:17 GMT -5
I'm surprised that no-one has pre-empted me on this... but I hate so much stuff that I couldn't make a list. I think the best one on this list so far is Wayne's mention of comedy fags. Nothing pisses me off like being expected to laugh at someone because they're camp. I agree with getting pissed of at comedians whose comedy revolves around them being camp, however I disagree if people dislike it when a gay comedian talks about choking on cock yet doesn't mind when straight comedians go on about choking on clit. Personally, I don't find a lot of comedians' sex stories to be interesting or funny and so sometimes wish they'd just shut the fuck up unless they know it can be funny. |
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Post by Dan on Jul 13, 2009 19:30:47 GMT -5
No, that doesn't bother me - I just hate the fact that someone is supposed to be funny because they talk like a mincer.
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Post by schadelreich on Jul 13, 2009 19:47:00 GMT -5
No, that doesn't bother me - I just hate the fact that someone is supposed to be funny because they talk like a mincer. Yeah, I agree with that. I was just referencing part of Wayne's point which I sort of interpreted as meaning he disliked gay comedians talking about butt-fucking rather than just overly camp, stereotypical faggots. |
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Post by Charlotte on Jul 14, 2009 6:20:34 GMT -5
wtf is a lipstick lesbian? I was using it to mean women who act like lesbians to turn men on. |
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Post by ed on Jul 14, 2009 7:07:32 GMT -5
6. Blutooth. It's fucking everywhere and I have no need for it.  1. People talking to me when my earphones are in. 2. Cunt bartenders adding coke to my single malt whisky. 3. Books which are the literary equivalent of Hollyoaks. 4. Listening to shit music. 5. Having to argue my point that "No, it's not an opinion, some music is just shit." 6. People who use the word 'epic' as a superlative. 7. When a DVD refuses to work halfway through an filmn. 8. Public transport, for how often it is late and the people who use it. 9. Racists. 10. Niggers. |
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Post by Nickyboi on Jul 14, 2009 10:17:58 GMT -5
Actually, one thing I really fucking hate with a burning passion is the proliferation of the word "random." No, you vapid slag, it's not random that people you invited turned up to your house. Nor is random a substitute for "stranger." The best bit is using "arbitrary" where people use random; confuses the hell out of them.
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Post by Wayne on Jul 14, 2009 10:55:26 GMT -5
No, that doesn't bother me - I just hate the fact that someone is supposed to be funny because they talk like a mincer. Yeah, I agree with that. I was just referencing part of Wayne's point which I sort of interpreted as meaning he disliked gay comedians talking about butt-fucking rather than just overly camp, stereotypical faggots. I can see how my point may have read but it wasn't meant like that. I actually used to quite like Julian Clary as he was somewhat witty and didn't rely on his being gay to get a laugh. I really couldn't give a fuck how much arse-sex someone is getting, I just don't think it's funny because they're gay. |
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Post by Wayne on Jul 14, 2009 11:04:06 GMT -5
Probably time for list number two, some of my choices are things that have been triggered by what some of you have said;
1. People who vote for the BNP and say "It's just a protest vote". Fuck off.
2. People who think I automatically live in a rough area just because it's got a sizeable Asian community.
3. That I never got to see The Gathering with Anneke on vocals.
4. People I used to hang around with.
5. Arseholes who think that smoking weed is so fucking cool. I don't care either way but stop wearing that stupid fucking shirt with a cannabis leaf on it.
6. People who don't like me swearing. They're only words, all found in the OED, get over it.
7. When my mom whinges about the same thing all day.
8. Organised religion. Cliched answer perhaps but I cannot be doing with it.
9. Carling. Couldn't pay me to drink that toss.
10. People with B.O. on at work or on the bus.
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Post by ed on Jul 14, 2009 13:07:54 GMT -5
Actually, one thing I really fucking hate with a burning passion is the proliferation of the word "random. Agreed. A few more: When the cat does a stinking shit just after I've replaced the litter. Parapsychology. It's not a science, it's just people believing what they want to believe. People who refute certain scientific evidence in order to protect their own beliefs. |
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Post by Dan P on Jul 14, 2009 13:24:16 GMT -5
more
Tool and there annoying dead head fans
People who have just started listening to post rock and post metal now its becoming popular and think there smarter than everyone else
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Post by povey on Jul 14, 2009 13:28:25 GMT -5
The clinic I used to work at, used to have a Jehovah witness and she annoyed the hell out of me on many occasions for just say stupid fucking things, when it was clear she had been brainwashed and did not have her own opinion on any subject other then what had been said in church.
There was a whole episode when she would'nt talk to me because I was reading on wikipedia about Creationism and she found it offensive I was challanging her faith.
I have no problem with religon bringing people together if they have the same beliefs and are happy in that, but dont be a sheep and dont force it on me.
Also Science > Religion everytime.
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Post by schadelreich on Jul 14, 2009 13:32:04 GMT -5
Best thing to do with religious nutcases is to engage them in a debate on good and evil using the concepts of free will and predestination. You can fucking own the shit out of their beliefs and it can be hilarious.
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Post by Alan on Jul 15, 2009 5:51:13 GMT -5
5. Arseholes who think that smoking weed is so fucking cool. I don't care either way but stop wearing that stupid fucking shirt with a cannabis leaf on it. Those people REALLY piss me off. I know a guy that does nothing but smoke weed everyday, believes every conspiracy theory he's told. And won't get a job because he doesn't believe in working for 'the man'. |
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Post by Charlotte on Jul 15, 2009 6:11:59 GMT -5
When the cat does a stinking shit just after I've replaced the litter. Agreed! My neighbour smoking dope in the mornings making my bedroom smell of dope. Ugh. People who don't clean up after their dog has just taken a big fat shit in the middle of the pavement. Spitting and dropping litter, especially when done by chavs. Chavs, pikeys and scroungers. Hearing music being played through a mobile phone when it's not a ringtone. Job interview feedback that consists of "yeah you were really good but someone else had more experience". That's not fucking helpful people. |
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