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Post by Wayne on Jul 13, 2009 10:39:40 GMT -5
This one should be just as much fun as the more positive thread!
1. People at work saying good morning to me, and me having to reply so as not to create bad atmospheres.
2. Cheese/eggs.
3. Extreme politics of either wing. Christ, give us a break.
4. 'Funny' queers on television ie Alan Carr and Graham Norton. If you like cock so much then go and choke on one so I never have to hear your voice again.
5. Dogs.
6. Old codgers getting in my way when I'm walking down the street.
7. Birthdays. I'll go out for my friends because it means something to them. I just see it as being another year closer to death.
8. Jeff Hardy constantly not being World Heavyweight Champion
9. Any arsehole who could willingly harm an animal for fun. I don't like dogs but I wouldn't hurt one.
10. That we're meant to think the Armed Forces are heroes. Yeah, right.
Hmm, I enjoyed that.
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Post by Dan P on Jul 13, 2009 10:58:45 GMT -5
1. Pushy Vegans
2. Band slags
3. Manowar
4. idiotic, retarded metalheads
5. Jim from walking corpse/maggot ejaculation
6. attention seeking girls
7. general interest magazines or anyone who thinks i care about so called celebrities
8. reality TV
9. people in band who don't go to other bands shows, yet bug you to go to theres
10. people who are under this strange idea that if u have long hair and a beard u are a viking
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Post by Wayne on Jul 13, 2009 11:01:22 GMT -5
I actually agree with all ten of your points! Apart from 5, as I don't know him. Fuck it, I still agree.
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Post by Dan P on Jul 13, 2009 11:02:07 GMT -5
Ok who are you and what have you done with Wayne  |
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Post by Evilluke on Jul 13, 2009 11:11:59 GMT -5
1. Celebrity 'news' bulletins on tv or in newspapers
2. Lesbians who are only doing it to get attention from blokes
3. People who sprint for the train in Euston station when its platform is announced, even though there are always enough seats
4. Kids and twats on World of Warcraft
5. Gok Wan
6. Meatheads who are into metal
7. Everyone who lives in Northfield and everything about them
8. Film 're-imaginings' of old movies / tv shows
9. Getting a bus anywhere
10. Monkeys, especially chimps
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Post by Evilluke on Jul 13, 2009 11:12:52 GMT -5
Spot on with pretty much all of Wayne's and Dan's choices. Ten isn't really enough!
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Post by Dan P on Jul 13, 2009 11:14:11 GMT -5
2. Lesbians who are only doing it to get attention from blokes damn right |
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Post by povey on Jul 13, 2009 11:17:03 GMT -5
1. Coffee
2. Postmen when they leave slips even though you;ve been in all day.
3. Elitist people your no better then posers you depise and vice versa.
3. People that butter there bacon sarnies
4. Veggies that think its ok to eat fish still,yet preach because I eat meat
5. American tipping culture, why should I tip you for getting me a bottle of beer and you opening it for me. I have a bottle opener.
6. Arrogant people
7. The news reporting day in day out about the recession or the war.
8. Punk is a way of life, fuck off you dont wear your mohawk in public,unless its a gig and have a shower!
9. Ninjacore
10. People who only talk to you when they want something.
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Post by povey on Jul 13, 2009 11:18:15 GMT -5
Damn Luke, I never knew you felt that way about me.
I guess this is goodbye huh
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Post by Dan P on Jul 13, 2009 11:19:05 GMT -5
3. People that butter there bacon sarnies these people need locking up I love this thread already |
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Post by Evilluke on Jul 13, 2009 11:20:39 GMT -5
Damn Luke, I never knew you felt that way about me. I guess this is goodbye huh Apart from you. I butter my bacon sarnies btw. |
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Post by Billy on Jul 13, 2009 11:20:45 GMT -5
1. Ricky Gervais/Robbie Williams.
2. The stupid stickers staff in second hand shops INSIST on putting on the covers of records.
3. The fact that Nick is an awesome bloke, but has generally awful taste in heavy metal.
4. Cucumber in sandwiches.
5. Missed package notes from Royal Mail.
6. Reggae. I know people criticise all genres of music that they don't like for this but IT'S ALL THE SAME SPEED AND SOUNDS EXACTLY THE SAME.
7. Any kind of dairy spread product that isn't butter, especially when people ask if you want butter and then put spread on your bread.
8. Rise to Thunder - 'I know people who've died.'
9. Finding that your housemates have put the washing up away in a different place to where they've got it from and from where it's always been kept.
10. Textspeak.
Found that quite a struggle, but completed it with Luek's help.
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Post by povey on Jul 13, 2009 11:22:49 GMT -5
I had a girlfriend once that would do it on purpose that or make a bacon sarnie with brown bread.
WHY!?!
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Post by povey on Jul 13, 2009 11:24:00 GMT -5
Damn Luke, I never knew you felt that way about me. I guess this is goodbye huh Apart from you. I butter my bacon sarnies btw. Maybe its a regional thing? |
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Post by Billy on Jul 13, 2009 11:25:40 GMT -5
Apart from you. I butter my bacon sarnies btw. Maybe its a regional thing? Butter in sandwiches is always a sin! |
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