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Post by Charlotte on Jul 13, 2009 11:40:05 GMT -5
Butter in sandwiches is not a sin, it's an essential. Unless you've run out of butter and have to use mayonnaise instead.
1. Lipstick lesbians
2. Gay men who think that they can turn any straight man, and who don't stop talking about how much bum sex they are getting
3. People who think you can just snap out of depression.
4. Metalucifer.
5. Stepping in cat mess with no shoes or socks on.
6. Aubergines.
7. Anyone who lives in Northfield apart from me, Luke, Pove and Paddy (and by extension, Paddy's bird), and the ladies who work in the chip shop, because they are nice.
8. People who chew their food really loudly.
9. Food poisoning.
10. You.
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Post by Evilluke on Jul 13, 2009 11:42:15 GMT -5
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Post by povey on Jul 13, 2009 11:45:03 GMT -5
That chippie is great, kinda annoying sometimes with the queue's tho I admit but then its probably a good sign.
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Post by povey on Jul 13, 2009 11:47:49 GMT -5
Oh I have one that we will all agree on I am sure.
People that where awful to you at school,that repeatedly try to add you on FB/Myspaz etc and dont get the point.
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Post by Charlotte on Jul 13, 2009 11:48:30 GMT -5
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Post by Charlotte on Jul 13, 2009 11:48:53 GMT -5
I have another one - the new Dark Forest vocalist.
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Post by povey on Jul 13, 2009 11:50:43 GMT -5
I have another one - the new Dark Forest vocalist. I actually think they sound better. |
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Post by Evilluke on Jul 13, 2009 11:53:14 GMT -5
I really loved Christians old vocals, I felt they had loads of character and charm. I really didn't dig the new guy on first hearing, but I'm really looking forward to seeing them in August and being won over.
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Post by Nickyboi on Jul 13, 2009 12:09:44 GMT -5
1. A bus system that relies on you having the exact amount of change you require. What sort of person has that sort of foresight the night before, or the morning of a bus journey? Money-grabbing bastards.
2. The price of fuel. Just because you bought it in advance doesn't mean I should have to pay for your stupidity.
3. Anyone who drives a car while I'm riding my motorbike. It's like I'm invisible.
4. People who eat with their eyes.
5. Getting a CD inlay slightly stuck on the little plastic semi-circles. This usually results in me ripping the inlay, and forever thinking of that album as though it's some sort of rape victim.
6. Blutooth. It's fucking everywhere and I have no need for it.
7. Any politician who isn't Vince Cable or Nick Clegg.
8. People claiming to like metal, when in fact what they mean is that they listen to Kerrang!. Actually, I'll extend that sentiment to anyone who claims to like a band when they actually mean they have heard one song by said band. And those cunts that wear Motorhead t-shirts, despite clearly not liking Motorhead.
9. People who put white sugar in coffee. Especially when they intend to serve it to me.
10. People who think it's necessary to talk to me on public transport. Just because you didn't think to bring some form of entertainment for yourself doesn't mean I should forego my book/paper/music to listen to you whinge about how you're feeling travel sick.
I'd like to go on. This is quite cathartic. Honourable mentions go to people who fail to use the English language correctly (doubly so when I fall into that bracket), people who cook steak any more than medium-rare (why? Just have a burger), health freaks, people who ride scooters, people who think that the S*n is a reputable source of news, those t-shirts that black kids wear that say, "If you see da police, Warn-a Brother" (way to fight against the stereotype), the unstable exchange rate and burnt toast.
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Post by schadelreich on Jul 13, 2009 12:28:32 GMT -5
1. Capitalism and lolbetarian dickshits like Pen and Teller.
2. People who revere President Obama as some sort of fucking saint (this lying shithead is one of the cunts connected with the whole illegal coup in Honduras which so far has resulted in up to around 10 deaths and numerous injuries).
3. "Alternative" kids and their whining about conformity and non-comformity/people who think they can just "decide" to be bisexual for attention.
4. Mushrooms.
5. BNP/homophobia/current culture that demonises Muslims and Islam as well as the whole fake scare over immigrants.
6. Celebrity culture.
7. New Simpsons/Family Guy/American Dad.
8. Having appendicitus (it was annoying hobbling around the house like a goblin a few days ago).
9. Computer crashes/malfunctions.
10. Peste Noire.
Another thing that has sprung to mind: plots/crappy acting in porn. Fucking cringe-worthy and is highly unarousing. Hate that shit.
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Post by Dan on Jul 13, 2009 13:44:31 GMT -5
I'm surprised that no-one has pre-empted me on this... but I hate so much stuff that I couldn't make a list. I think the best one on this list so far is Wayne's mention of comedy fags. Nothing pisses me off like being expected to laugh at someone because they're camp. That and the fact that hideous, fat, talentless little troll Kelly Osborne has failed at pretty much everything she has tried to do, and people STILL give her jobs. Oh, and Sharon Osborne.
and...
and...
and...
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Post by Dan P on Jul 13, 2009 15:42:43 GMT -5
i got more.
11. people who shout for pantera songs at down gigs.
12. people who listen to down and dont know who crowbar, eyehategod and corrosion of conformity are
13. PC faggots
14. rich boy hardcore bands
15. the BNP
16. people who go on about how white people are the minority in the UK
17. People who claim bloodstock is an independent festival & how underground it is
18. Scruffys rats
19. people who label a band as a sellout if they sell more than 10 albums and sign to a decent sized label
20. twats who try and start a wall of death by themselves at a gig
21. wall of deaths only sick of it all, knuckledust and stampin' ground ever do them right everyone else shud stop it apart from skinless as there always commical
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Post by Dan P on Jul 13, 2009 15:51:03 GMT -5
wtf is a lipstick lesbian? |
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Post by Dan P on Jul 13, 2009 16:41:30 GMT -5
I'm surprised that no-one has pre-empted me on this... but I hate so much stuff that I couldn't make a list. I think the best one on this list so far is Wayne's mention of comedy fags. Nothing pisses me off like being expected to laugh at someone because they're camp. That and the fact that hideous, fat, talentless little troll Kelly Osborne has failed at pretty much everything she has tried to do, and people STILL give her jobs. Oh, and Sharon Osborne. and... and... and... Please do a list dan  |
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Post by DeathUK on Jul 13, 2009 16:59:42 GMT -5
those t-shirts that black kids wear that say, "If you see da police, Warn-a Brother Oh come on, that is funny  1. Chavs! 2. People who claim benefits when actually they aren't a cripple, they are just lazy. 3. Criminals and dicks with no respect for other people 4. Billy. He's got a great taste in music but is really thick! 5. Injustice 6. Liver 7. The feeling of powerlessness whilst ironically living in a democracy 8. Consumerism: 4x4 BMWs, ridiculously expensive pointless equipment. 9. People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures 10. The Dutch |
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