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Post by Beatende on Oct 17, 2009 4:31:54 GMT -5
The idea of this thread is to create a tasting menu for the discerning Sophisticate Black-Metaller using the song titles from Xasthur's back catalogue.
Onward, you culliningualary Christ-buggerers!!
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Post by povey on Oct 17, 2009 4:53:44 GMT -5
There is a place in Chicago called Kuma's Corner that i've been to that name all there burgers after metal bands www.kumascorner.com/html/food.htmlthere pretty fucking good to. |
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Post by Beatende on Oct 20, 2009 10:21:34 GMT -5
Right, well this is roughly what I think it would look like: Firstly the evening would commence with A Sermon In The Name Of Death (the menu, read by the waiter). Aperitifs: Storms Of Red Revenge First Course: Starter:- Sigils Made Of Flesh and Trees, served with Blood From The Roots Of The Forest.
Second Course: Sorbets- Entrance into Nothingness (this is about as close to a sorbet as I could get)
Third Course: Cold Meats- Funerals Drenched in Apathy. Comes with Bleak Necrotic Paleness, Reflecting Hateful Energy.
Fourth Course: Hot Meats:- Slaughtered Useless Beings in a Nihilistic Dream
Fifth Course: Desserts:- Pyramid of Skulls, served in a Palace Of Frost (This'd probably be Profiteroles with Ice Cream or something)
Wine Menu: - Only Blood that Pours is Yours, The (The House-red)
Sixth Course: Drinks and Digestifs:- Nocturnal Poisoning (Bitters)
- Subliminal Genocide (Whisky)
- Suicide in Dark Serenity (Coffee)
Followed by A Walk Beyond Utter Blackness (fuck off home in a sulk after paying the horrendously expensive bill) |
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Post by Billy on Oct 21, 2009 6:14:20 GMT -5
I actually think that's quite clever haha!
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Post by Beatende on Oct 21, 2009 14:54:09 GMT -5
right i'm off to apply for dragon's den to get the starter cash.
Duncan Bannatyne: "So you want to borrow 30,000 to start a gourmet restaurant themed on a relatively obscure Black Metal band? I'm out."
Scary-faced woman: "I'm out"
Other Bloke: "I'm out"
Scottish Bloke: "I'm in!!" (because he's clearly a satanist too)
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Post by Beatende on Oct 22, 2009 6:11:20 GMT -5
I thought Duncan Bannatyne was the Scottish bloke? That's unless he now has an evil twin working on the program. Ah bollocks I thought he was the one that did the money supermarket ads. Obviously I was thinking of Peter Jones and not our Dunc... |
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