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Post by ed on Aug 30, 2009 10:53:51 GMT -5
Ed, I don't dislike homosexuals, I dislike queers. There's a difference, really. I was responding to Dan's now editted remark. I'd like to kill Cheryl Cole too. This kill requires requires a large room with sound proofed opaque screen half way. In one half we have Cheryl Cole sitting at a table, alone, with fine food and champagne, and on the other we have some ghetto home boy gang bangers with nothing but a big screen with cheryl's face repeating the word 'jiggerboo'. After half an hour the sound proof wall is lifted. |
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Post by Dan on Aug 30, 2009 11:40:03 GMT -5
Haha, yes I edited it because I thought it was probably something a bit too "big" for me to sum up in one sentence and therefore would probably make me come across as a bit of a bigot. Which is one of the few things I wouldn't want people to think of me as.
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Post by JP on Aug 31, 2009 5:30:11 GMT -5
Ed, I don't dislike homosexuals, I dislike queers. There's a difference, really. I was responding to Dan's now editted remark. I'd like to kill Cheryl Cole too. This kill requires requires a large room with sound proofed opaque screen half way. In one half we have Cheryl Cole sitting at a table, alone, with fine food and champagne, and on the other we have some ghetto home boy gang bangers with nothing but a big screen with cheryl's face repeating the word 'jiggerboo'. After half an hour the sound proof wall is lifted. I'd sentence Cheryl to death by my meat truncheon |
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Post by Dan on Aug 31, 2009 11:12:20 GMT -5
I'd sentence her to death with Mike's meat truncheon.
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Post by goddard on Sept 2, 2009 15:51:17 GMT -5
to quote George Carlin, "I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick"
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Post by Beatende on Sept 10, 2009 12:21:26 GMT -5
to quote George Carlin, "I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick" Hahahaha! Top quote. So, the fine art of murder, anybody? The death of a thousand cuts using a jagged shard from the broken cd of your choice? Roll on with more death! |
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Post by Beatende on Nov 16, 2009 16:42:21 GMT -5
 This man would have had some serious shit chucked at his fucking pygmy face had I have not been in a rush and with my son and missus in tow. Josh Ward© needs to seriously fucking die!!! Look at him, he's joined a band© to show how quirky©, zany© and cool© he is. All thanks to our corporate musical saviour, T-mobile!! Fucking cretinous little turd. My skin crawls just to look at him. |
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Post by Nickyboi on Nov 18, 2009 13:17:35 GMT -5
Oh Christ, that pole-smoker.
People like him are the reason I'm going to die of a rage-induced heart-attack at 40.
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Post by ad on Nov 18, 2009 13:38:05 GMT -5
who is he? he does look like a cunt...
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Post by Billy on Nov 19, 2009 3:50:00 GMT -5
T-Mobile adverts. 'With free texts for life I'd start a superband!!!!!!!!!!'
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Post by Beatende on Nov 19, 2009 5:41:33 GMT -5
T-Mobile adverts. 'With free texts for life I'd start a superband!!!!!!!!!!' Exactly. Words cannot express the specific degree of rage and hatred that I feel towards this man. Everything about him makes a mockery of what it means to be human. That such plastic could exist in the faux world of an advert is one thing, but to have said imitation parading around the cities of ones country in the attempt to con people into believing a corporate advertising exercise to be a home-grown movement... It makes my blood run cold. |
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Post by ad on Nov 19, 2009 6:27:07 GMT -5
I haven't had the misfortune to see this advert, but I did want to murder that twat off the previous one. I'm already convinced this guy deserves merciless slaughter though.
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Post by Beatende on Nov 19, 2009 21:42:03 GMT -5
I haven't had the misfortune to see this advert, but I did want to murder that twat off the previous one. I'm already convinced this guy deserves merciless slaughter though. From now on I'm going to be devoting time every day to developing psychokinetic abilities so that I can make the bastard spontaneously combust. I'll only have to make eye contact with him from the crowd at one of his stupid meetings, then hundreds of people will have the benefit of seeing their stupid leader burn to death before their eyes and their pathetic movement go up in flames with him. After that I will work on the power of levitation so that I can start flying around and incinerate people from the sky. There's a lot of time to think about how to spend one's free time constructively when driving a van for a living. |
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