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Post by Evilluke on Aug 28, 2009 5:24:27 GMT -5
I think South Park started good, became terrible and is now mostly good again. Its still quite self indulgent at times though...
The best character is easily Randy Marsh!
My kill list would be pretty long, I need to trim it down from 'everyone'
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Post by povey on Aug 28, 2009 5:37:10 GMT -5
 That guy. |
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Post by Dan P on Aug 28, 2009 5:46:28 GMT -5
The best character is easily Randy Marsh! YES!!!!! ;D |
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Post by Wayne on Aug 28, 2009 5:56:26 GMT -5
Alan Carr.
Just me, him and a sledgehammer in a small room. I'd take great pleasure in knocking his horrible buck teeth down his throat. Then again as he spends mose of his time choking on cock anyway I doubt it'd bother him.
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Post by Dan on Aug 28, 2009 6:47:37 GMT -5
I'm totally with you there Wayne. Having how gay he is rammed down my throat (excuse the pun) all the time on the TV and Radio makes me hate him even more than the fact that he's not funny to start with.
At the moment, I'd like to add my cousin to this list. Such a waste...
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Post by ed on Aug 28, 2009 7:13:05 GMT -5
Ain't nothing wrong with homos. Some are annoying, but then, lots of people are annoying. That guy. Yes. I hate that wimpy shitbag. Hook him up to singstar in a small room, singing that fucking song, and every time he's slightly off key release a swarm of angry bees. Also related; Pink. I can't fucking stand to hear that cunt singing about being a rock star. Secure the bitch to Nelson's column, in the same crowd, with large screens for viewing pleasure, and inject her with various different bacterial and viral cultures until she develops septic shock and her limbs turn black. |
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straks
Zombie-Ninja
Don't mention the war...
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Post by straks on Aug 28, 2009 7:22:34 GMT -5
Christa Jenal, german catholic communist bitch. On her initiative the first three Cannibal Corpse albums were banned in Germany for almost 15 Years. Now she got 5 Impaled Nazarene albums banned. She should be stipped, raped and strangled... YUCC
Ursula, current german minister for family. She made a law to put a stop sign in front of chilporn pages(sic, instead of deleting them), and wants to establish control and censorship of internet. which puts us into the same line as peaceloving nations china, iran and northkorea.
She and all of her followers should die by impalement.
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Post by ed on Aug 28, 2009 7:22:41 GMT -5
Also, the people behind the Muller yoghurt adverts. I hated that song to start with, and their corporate version is even more insipid. I want them (and all of the actors from the adverts) to be lined up against the wall of a circular room. Each person needs fitting with a portable hydrolic head press, like a vice. These will be set off in sequence, so that their heads explode in a catherine wheel of gore.
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straks
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Don't mention the war...
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Post by straks on Aug 28, 2009 7:36:32 GMT -5
Tempting!
Müller is an asshole anyway, he got money from the state(!) to move his factory to eastern germany to employ the people there. but there were less people needed than before. and after a while he moved to a east european country because the worker are cheaper there.
haven't bought any müller produkt for years
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Post by Beatende on Aug 28, 2009 8:14:08 GMT -5
Also, the people behind the Muller yoghurt adverts. I hated that song to start with, and their corporate version is even more insipid. I want them (and all of the actors from the adverts) to be lined up against the wall of a circular room. Each person needs fitting with a portable hydrolic head press, like a vice. These will be set off in sequence, so that their heads explode in a catherine wheel of gore. Impressive creativity!! I have to say that Ed has racked up some of the most impressive and fiendishly devious kills so far, and Dan P has one of the most vitriolic consider he has posted few on here. Now then, the next step: Who would you kill on this forum? This is not a serious one obviously, but you must give your reason why and your chosen method. And you're not allowed to say "everyone" although that is obviously still the first choice for the average psychopath. There are some pretty obvious pairings that I can think of on here for a interforum death match, so let the senseless slaughter commence! Extra points for killing a best pal.  |
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Post by Beatende on Aug 28, 2009 13:42:46 GMT -5
Right, since no-one's taking initiative I'll go first and spill someone's pint for no good reason.  Now I like her, but I'd kill Charlotte for being a witch. I'd burn her in a Giant wicker Vag, whilst playing Fall Out Boy Records on full volume with a big banner that says FOB > TDEBN. There we go. I trust that was significantly annoying and gay in equal measure. Now it's your turn to murder....I fucking DARE you. |
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Post by Charlotte on Aug 28, 2009 13:51:24 GMT -5
Oooh, that's fighting talk that is.
I'll kill someone after I've managed to get some sleep - my insomnia has flared up again.
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Post by Beatende on Aug 28, 2009 17:17:17 GMT -5
I'd kill Rebel Drumming Unit (don't know your real name). Why? Although he seems a funny fellow, there is a slight bad-gay side to him. Thus, he shall be strapped down to a bench, before being fucked to death with a jack hammer which has had the head replaced with an overly large dildo so that he dies of internal bleeding after being viciously fucked by it.  Et tu, Malcolm?? |
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Post by Wayne on Aug 29, 2009 4:30:23 GMT -5
Ed, I don't dislike homosexuals, I dislike queers.
There's a difference, really.
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Post by Nickyboi on Aug 29, 2009 9:11:53 GMT -5
Which reminds me of Chris Rock's "the difference between black people and niggers" sketch. Which is actually hilarious.
I'm in the same boat as Luke, really; it's hard to narrow this down to any particular individual. My starter for ten though, is anyone that doesn't thank me when I've held the door open for them. By law, I should be allowed to drag them back and slam the door repeatedly on their head.
As it stands, I meekly mutter, "you're welcome" under my breath.
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