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Post by Tom on Aug 29, 2005 13:04:58 GMT -5
A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims, "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her, "You have a bike?" The little old lady says, "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway. The biker asks her "Do you smoke?" The little old lady says, "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool." The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" The little old lady says, "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
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Post by DeathUK on Aug 30, 2005 5:14:40 GMT -5
hehehe but why me!?
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Post by cath on Aug 30, 2005 5:28:45 GMT -5
the bike connection!? ...........or little old ladies nipples
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Post by DeathUK on Aug 30, 2005 5:32:43 GMT -5
I had a stripper once for my birthday and she was about 40-50 and had nipples about 2 inches long! I was shocked.
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Post by cath on Aug 30, 2005 5:36:21 GMT -5
hmm, strange, but there you go....Tom must've known about that! hehe
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Post by DeathUK on Aug 30, 2005 6:38:43 GMT -5
It was his mum
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Post by gayist on Aug 30, 2005 8:00:33 GMT -5
she must have been gay too
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Post by Tom not signed in on Aug 30, 2005 12:25:22 GMT -5
Someone at work asked me if I was gay earlier today. "No, I just like leather..." heh heh
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Post by DeathUK on Aug 31, 2005 4:40:16 GMT -5
was it Laura?
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Post by tom G warrior on Aug 31, 2005 8:20:16 GMT -5
was it Laura? no - it was Lora
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Post by Paddy on Sept 2, 2005 8:32:38 GMT -5
I had a stripper once for my birthday and she was about 40-50 and had nipples about 2 inches long! I was shocked. hehehe I remember that stripper, it was hilarious, though I don't think you looked too pleased ;D Was probably all Samir's fault, can't remember was years ago now!!
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Post by DeathUK on Sept 5, 2005 7:32:07 GMT -5
She made me rub baby oil on her arse! It was rank
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Post by Kateness on Sept 5, 2005 8:19:02 GMT -5
good lord I'm going out with a FREAK!!!!
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Post by DeathUK on Sept 6, 2005 4:06:38 GMT -5
I'm not the freak, she was, I am innocent
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Post by latina housemaid on Sept 7, 2005 9:31:07 GMT -5
I am innocent -we could start a society. . . together
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