Drink walking warning.....

[cath]

Everyone knows it bad to drink drive,and drink bike riding is a bit silly, but I would like to warn everyone about the dangers of trying to walk whilst drunk. Well more completely fucking arseholed, wearing stupidly heeled new rocks and walking along the not exactly flat pavements near my house. I dont really remember in a huge amount of detail but this combination, judging by evidence i found the next morning, resulted in me tripping and/or falling over thus mangling my knee, elbow and at some point i think my head too :s but somehow my tights didnt rip?!!?!
its starting to recover slightly now, but if i'm pathetically hobbling round moaning on wednesday you now know why,and feel free to laugh hysterically at my drunken foolishness!!

[Nickyboi]

At least your face stayed in one piece...

Remember kids, partying with Raging Speedhorn will result in you having gravel removed from your moneymaker 12 months later.

[Billy]

Yeah, I mashed my front teeth in while walking wasted.

Remember kids, drinking with lecturers is bound to end in suffering, especially when there is free red wine and you haven't eaten all day.

[DeathUK]

and you are a lightweight

[Kateness]

haha billy is a pussy
I break my teeth all the time...coz i'm more metal than you!

[Charlotte]

Remember kids, although this is no longer a threat, drinking lots of newky brown at Bilskirnir and attempting to jump on top of a small concrete block whilst walking back through the bullring is just asking for some severe shin scraping.

[cath]

although still rather deformed my knee doesnt hurt anymore and i can walk without crying, so ya can't laugh at me hobbling anymore im afraid..........though laughing at my stupidity is fine!