Post by cath on May 24, 2005 14:17:58 GMT -5
'just because something wouldn't happen in real life doesn't mean it can't happen every single night on TV"
selected highlights from an article was reading today, i found it amousing anyway........
- robots always get along with kids
- the fat kid is the funny one, the clever one wears glasses, the girl is a kickboxing expert
- kids who hit an adult and knock them out will stare at their fist in utter disbelief
- powerful people with their own offices enjoy talking to people with their back turned to them while staring out of their big window
- Men don't enjoy expressing emotions with one another but will attempt an awkward air-hug. Unless they are members of the mafia, in which case they will heartily pat each other on the back exactly three times
- Music in clubs is so quiet you can continue talking as normal
- No one sets their keypad to silent
- Any car which falls off a cliff or hits a wall will explode
- If a car or plane is running low on fuel the hero must tap the fuel gauge. It doesn't help.
-People in soaps work within a 20-yard radius of where they live
- Contraband (money, cocaine,gold bullion) is always stacked very, very neatly
- The only thing that can stop criminals escaping a bank raid by car is an unfinished bridge
- Specially designed TV bullets kill bad guys with 1 shot. Good guys take 10
- Most foreign planets look strangely similar to gravel quarries in the south-east of England
- Spaceships don't need keys
- Men and women who hate each other will inevitably end up having sex in cupboards
- All women moan during sex but never sweat
- Body odour is never an issue
- All grocery bags must contain a stick of French bread
- Men racked with guilt over a misdemeanour will fequent a sparsely populated bar and drink whisky. No other drink is acceptable. After taking a slug they will wipe their mouth with the back of their sleeve
- Women in the same situation will take a bubble bath
- People in soap operas don't watch soap operas
- No one gets out of the house when there is obvious danger (ghosts, murderers, Ross Kemp)
- Doctors' waiting rooms always contain someone with a neckbrace
- In lab scenes we always see pipettes but no one ever says the word pipette
selected highlights from an article was reading today, i found it amousing anyway........
- robots always get along with kids
- the fat kid is the funny one, the clever one wears glasses, the girl is a kickboxing expert
- kids who hit an adult and knock them out will stare at their fist in utter disbelief
- powerful people with their own offices enjoy talking to people with their back turned to them while staring out of their big window
- Men don't enjoy expressing emotions with one another but will attempt an awkward air-hug. Unless they are members of the mafia, in which case they will heartily pat each other on the back exactly three times
- Music in clubs is so quiet you can continue talking as normal
- No one sets their keypad to silent
- Any car which falls off a cliff or hits a wall will explode
- If a car or plane is running low on fuel the hero must tap the fuel gauge. It doesn't help.
-People in soaps work within a 20-yard radius of where they live
- Contraband (money, cocaine,gold bullion) is always stacked very, very neatly
- The only thing that can stop criminals escaping a bank raid by car is an unfinished bridge
- Specially designed TV bullets kill bad guys with 1 shot. Good guys take 10
- Most foreign planets look strangely similar to gravel quarries in the south-east of England
- Spaceships don't need keys
- Men and women who hate each other will inevitably end up having sex in cupboards
- All women moan during sex but never sweat
- Body odour is never an issue
- All grocery bags must contain a stick of French bread
- Men racked with guilt over a misdemeanour will fequent a sparsely populated bar and drink whisky. No other drink is acceptable. After taking a slug they will wipe their mouth with the back of their sleeve
- Women in the same situation will take a bubble bath
- People in soap operas don't watch soap operas
- No one gets out of the house when there is obvious danger (ghosts, murderers, Ross Kemp)
- Doctors' waiting rooms always contain someone with a neckbrace
- In lab scenes we always see pipettes but no one ever says the word pipette
