Post by Tom on May 24, 2005 9:56:11 GMT -5
I'm highly amused by this, but also a little pissed off... A Christian group has started e-mailing me because of a website I created for a glamour model. They keep trying to save me, tell me how evil I am, and then strangely try and sell me a book!
I e-mailed back to say:
Hi,
Will you please stop e-mailing me about salvation or whatever it is you're going on about? I've had several of these e-mails over the past couple of years, and they are far from appreciated!
Maybe you feel that I'm some demonic pornographer out to corrupt people, but the truth is I'm a simple web designer, and the Candie website you keep e-mailing me from was one of my projects. I have no control over the content of my clients, I just design websites and insert their content.
This of course begs the question, why were you browsing the website in the first place? Maybe it was just to heckle innocent designers, I don't know, but at the end of the day you're the one looking at porn sites!
Please do not spam me again.
Yours,
Tom.
I got their reply today:
JUST AS SHORT REPLY - IN RESPONSE ONLY. UNDER THE CAN-SPAM ACT OF 2003 MINISTRIES AND POLITICAL ORGIZATIONS WERE EXEMPTED, SO THAT WE DO NOT SPAM. BUT WHEN YOU SAY I JUST DESIGN WEB SIGHTS..., WHEN THEY ARE FILLED WITH THE SEXUAL IMMORALITY GOD DAMNS, THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU TAKE PART IN THEIR SIN. AND IN THE SOULS THEY DESTROY. SO THAT YOU'RE NOLONGER A "SIMPLE WEB DESIGNER" BUT A PERSON WHO WITHOUT SINCERE HEARTFELT REPENTANCE IS BRINGING THE WRATH OF OUR HOLY CREATOR GOD DOWN UPON THEMSELVES. WE PREACH CHRIST AROUND THE WORLD IN MANY FILTHY PLACES, AS WELL AS IN CHURCHES; ETC. MY SINCERE HOPE IS THAT YOU WILL REPENT, LOVE JESUS AND LIVE ETERNALLY. FINALLY, WE HAVE NO MAILING LIST. BUT WE DO GET A LOT OF PORNOGRAPHERS EMAILING US BECAUSE OF THE CHRISTIAN STAND WE TAKE. MANY EVEN THREATEN US. BUT THE POINT IS THAT THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST MUST BE EXHALTED IN THIS GENERATION OR GOD WILL DAMN THIS GENERATION TO BURN IN EVERLASTING HELLFIRE.
Bad grammar and spelling, bad sentence structure, barely coherent message, and maybe a hint of inadequate penis. heh heh ;D Asking me to "repent" is like asking Satan to go to church.
I e-mailed back to say:
Hi,
Will you please stop e-mailing me about salvation or whatever it is you're going on about? I've had several of these e-mails over the past couple of years, and they are far from appreciated!
Maybe you feel that I'm some demonic pornographer out to corrupt people, but the truth is I'm a simple web designer, and the Candie website you keep e-mailing me from was one of my projects. I have no control over the content of my clients, I just design websites and insert their content.
This of course begs the question, why were you browsing the website in the first place? Maybe it was just to heckle innocent designers, I don't know, but at the end of the day you're the one looking at porn sites!
Please do not spam me again.
Yours,
Tom.
I got their reply today:
JUST AS SHORT REPLY - IN RESPONSE ONLY. UNDER THE CAN-SPAM ACT OF 2003 MINISTRIES AND POLITICAL ORGIZATIONS WERE EXEMPTED, SO THAT WE DO NOT SPAM. BUT WHEN YOU SAY I JUST DESIGN WEB SIGHTS..., WHEN THEY ARE FILLED WITH THE SEXUAL IMMORALITY GOD DAMNS, THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU TAKE PART IN THEIR SIN. AND IN THE SOULS THEY DESTROY. SO THAT YOU'RE NOLONGER A "SIMPLE WEB DESIGNER" BUT A PERSON WHO WITHOUT SINCERE HEARTFELT REPENTANCE IS BRINGING THE WRATH OF OUR HOLY CREATOR GOD DOWN UPON THEMSELVES. WE PREACH CHRIST AROUND THE WORLD IN MANY FILTHY PLACES, AS WELL AS IN CHURCHES; ETC. MY SINCERE HOPE IS THAT YOU WILL REPENT, LOVE JESUS AND LIVE ETERNALLY. FINALLY, WE HAVE NO MAILING LIST. BUT WE DO GET A LOT OF PORNOGRAPHERS EMAILING US BECAUSE OF THE CHRISTIAN STAND WE TAKE. MANY EVEN THREATEN US. BUT THE POINT IS THAT THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST MUST BE EXHALTED IN THIS GENERATION OR GOD WILL DAMN THIS GENERATION TO BURN IN EVERLASTING HELLFIRE.
Bad grammar and spelling, bad sentence structure, barely coherent message, and maybe a hint of inadequate penis. heh heh ;D Asking me to "repent" is like asking Satan to go to church.