'king hell

[Nickyboi]

Just had some wanker ringing up my house screaming "PRAISE ALLAH!" down the phone.

OK, so on the day that there are more bombs in London, more attempts on innocent lives in a country that vociferously opposed the invasion of Iraq and generally America's War on Terror, some cunt rings me up and thinks screaming down the phone about some mythical being is going to make me go, "Well shit the bed, they were right all along. I'm off to a mosque."

I genuinely don't mean to come across as racist, but to be honest, if some Christian or Jew or Sikh or Jehova's Witness had done it, I'd be so fucked off today.

IF NO-ONE BELIEVES IN GOD, NO ATROCITIES WILL BE COMMITTED IN THE NAME OF GOD. A heathen world is a safer world in my opinion, judging on events over the past, oh, few millenia.

Sorry if I've offended anyone but I'm getting seriously worried that things are getting a bit too fucked up in the world right now. I wouldn't be suprised to see the BNPs stock sky-rocket if this stuff carries on. I really hope none of this comes to anything, in fact, that it just doesn't happen again. It's so upsetting.

Shit I'm off to drink and listen to Zyklon. Peace and love everyone.

[DeathUK]

did you do 1471?! Do it or you can ring BT and they trace the call. Nail him.

[Nickyboi]

OK here goes.

Chez moi we have two phonelines: one for outgoing calls which goes via our internet connection (a VOIP phone) and a standard BT landline for incoming calls. We can't make outgoing calls on the incoming ljne, and vice versa.

The calls I got came on the outgoing phone, which obvsiously I thought was a little fucked up. Trying to dial out to 1471 doesn't work on it, so after initially thinking "Shit" I rang the nice people at tech support. It seems these fuckers use an American line for this service; everyone who uses this provider effectively has an American phoneline. Apparently, on that side of the pond they have our number in the phone book, so it seems this Al-Quaeda psycho motherfucker either stabbed in arbitrary numbers (note my not using "random", ha!) and gets his jollies off doing that, or he misdialled and was trying to get Bin Laden or something.

Either way, I can't trace the call and it all seems a bit fucked up.

[DeathUK]

well I'd forget about it then

[Periannath]

WHY IS it, in these situations you think of a good response after the event had happened.

Example:

Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door;
"We've come to bring Jesus into you're life" I tell them to "sod off".

I SHOULD HAVE SAID the classic "He can come in, you can fuck off"

[prophie]

don't heathen have gods?

[Nickyboi]

Nah I think a heathen is someone without a god... I think you're thinking of a heretic. Could be wrong. Probably am... Charlotte?

[Charlotte]

Heathens have gods, depends which ones though. In Britain, and a lot of the English-speaking world today, a person who classes him or herself as a heathen is usually referring to the fact that they follow what is known as the Northern Tradition, or Asatru. This includes the gods we know as Odin, Thor, Freya, Frigg etc.

However, "heathen" as a term isn't just exclusively used for the followers of this pantheon - it can refer to those who follow the old gods of the land, whichever land that may be. In this land that can include Woden who is almost the same as Odin, and so on.

The only people who you can really class as not having gods are atheists and agnostics.
And suicide bombers, who in my opinion are the most godless of the lot.

Heretics are a whole different kettle of fish.

[Nickyboi]

Damn fish and their kettles...

Cheers, mind.