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Post by Wayne on Apr 19, 2010 8:06:28 GMT -5
That's as many candidates as I could think of. Go!
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Post by Evilluke on Apr 19, 2010 8:25:03 GMT -5
I'm considering my vote carefully, there's a lot of gayness going on here at the moment. I'd quite like to see nominees lay out why they are (or aren't contenders) and which of their rvivals are more (or less) gay than them..
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Post by Wayne on Apr 19, 2010 8:27:50 GMT -5
Annoyingly I've been voted for already. I'll be mulling mine over for a while too.
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Post by Evilluke on Apr 19, 2010 8:29:59 GMT -5
Surely you have to be the favourite mate. I think you should start a smear campaign.
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Post by Wayne on Apr 19, 2010 8:34:25 GMT -5
What, you mean having my photo taken with loads of women around town and spreading them about online? Not really a bad idea.
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Post by lustylovergirl on Apr 19, 2010 8:40:44 GMT -5
I'd just like to say that Wayne is certainly not gay. Why, just last night he fucked me non-stop for four hours, and even gave me oral whilst doing press-ups.
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Post by lustyloverboy on Apr 19, 2010 8:44:13 GMT -5
I'd just like to say that Wayne is certainly not gay. Why, just last night he fucked me non-stop for four hours, and even gave me oral whilst doing press-ups. Strange. On Saturday night he pounded my arse for 6 hours straight before we cuddled up and watched Sex and the City together. Was most romantic. |
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Post by povey on Apr 19, 2010 9:29:45 GMT -5
What, you mean having my photo taken with loads of women around town and spreading them about online? Not really a bad idea. Yeah, but the problem is that you'll end up looking like the guy who runs Pathos Productions who posts around 90 or so photos of him standing with random women yet who seems to have slept with virtually none of them. Haha John Dwyer, he gets ripped to shreds on another board I post on. |
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Post by Dan on Apr 19, 2010 10:08:43 GMT -5
John Dwyer threatened to kill me. Then a week later, he emailed the band asking for a wholesale price for 20 tapes. He has to be one of the biggest tools in the metal scene...
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Post by povey on Apr 19, 2010 10:20:03 GMT -5
John Dwyer threatened to kill me. Then a week later, he emailed the band asking for a wholesale price for 20 tapes. He has to be one of the biggest tools in the metal scene... Sounds like something he would do. |
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Post by povey on Apr 19, 2010 10:28:08 GMT -5
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Post by ed on Apr 19, 2010 10:29:30 GMT -5
Strange. On Saturday night he pounded my arse for 6 hours straight before we cuddled up and watched Sex and the City together. Was most romantic. Presumably less gay than receiving for 6 hours. I'm slightly concerned however, since I did watch Sex and the City THE MOVIE the other weekend. However I feel this does not make me gay per se, because: 1) The hatred I felt for the characters put me into a mild stupour after twenty minutes. 2) I only agreed to watch it because we (myself and missus) compromised on seeing Kick-ass at the cinema. I do fear that I might be slightly gayer than in 2008 though. I have cut my hair, and not to the obligatory skinhead. So I now have neither of the acceptable metal haircuts. However, in conclusion I feel I should be exempt from Mr Gay Reanimator 2010 because of my flawless history of attractive girlfriends. |
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Post by Evilluke on Apr 19, 2010 10:43:59 GMT -5
I'm way more gay than i was in 2008, I think. I thought I was pretty safe because I have now got long hair again, however I use conditioner on it, which I suspect isn't metal and is pretty damn gay.
I'm confident that there are people a lot gayer than I am here though.
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Post by Billy on Apr 19, 2010 11:12:30 GMT -5
Two close contenders for me: 1) Dr Nick - far too happy to get up close and personal with other men. 2) Malcolm - has very lustrous hair But there can only be one winner, the man who has shown his balls to more men than any other. I've only got this splendidly neanderthal photo to show, but I know he has multiple photos of his balls out in men's faces.  |
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Post by Dan on Apr 19, 2010 11:42:05 GMT -5
Bill, my hatred for you grows with each post you make here! I don't think even I've seen that photo... I don't look entirely evolved there do I? ;D Anyway, it's been used before, but here's my (bloody) vengeance:  ...and a nice modern attempt at re-creating it. However, much like Sodom's "The Final Sign Of Evil", it falls short of it's utterly evil predecessor!  |
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