Please explain your face (guerning competition)

[Beatende]

This is the facial explanation thread, which will then change into an informal competition. This thread is the first of it's kind since I've already designated what it will off-topic into after the initial discussion wears thin.

The plan is as follows:

Each of you has a face. You need to explain this to everyone else on this forum using the english language. What does your face look like? More importantly, what do you like about it and what about it pisses you off?

Finally, points will be awarded to people for demonstrating their ugliest face possible. This could take the form of a guerning competition where everyone posts pictures their ugliest possible face. Just imagine you're all in a Black Metal/Death Metal band, like Job for a Cowboy or Trivium for example, and then post the disgusting results.

Some people on this forum don't take me seriously and I will not stand for it. I have recently made friends with a moderator on here and he will be banning you from attending Anaal Nathrakh(who'm I'm also a member of, incidentally) gigs if you don't comply.

[Billy]

Leaving aside the first bit, I'm certain that either me or Dan will win the second part. I can't find one photo in question, but I'm sure Dan will post it soon. Until then though, I've got a few 'contender' photos...

[Wayne]

As my picture has already been posted I guess I've no choice. For the photo itself I'm not sure I have words to help describe it really. In everyday life I'm quite pleased with it though. I'm much happier now I have a beard as I enjoy the sort of pointy effect it gives me, and it also makes me look hard.

[Beatende]

Well, Wayne's guern is pretty much exactly in line with what I was hoping to get from this thread.

My face is odd because although it looks generally quite youngish and pretty if I do say so myself, I have some interesting lop-sidedness and wonkiness in the teeth department and I can still pull some fairly rubbery faces thanks to my big-ish mouth. My teeth aren't god awful but they lend themselves nicely to the odd mentally-ill look or ugly guern. I can't add pics now because I'm on someone elses computer but I'm gonna add some shortly. All of the aforementioned features are ones that both piss me off and entertain me in equal measure.

I think in the main, the uglier one is, the harder they can look.

[Dan P]

i look ard

[Nickyboi]

I have transindental (?) Reese Witherspoon-like qualities.

[JP]

[Billy]

Apr 18, 2010 10:38:38 GMT -5 Nickyboi said:

I have transindental (?) Reese Witherspoon-like qualities.

Oh Nick. TRANSCENDENTAL!

[Billy]

Hahahaha!

[Beatende]

Apr 18, 2010 13:08:41 GMT -5 JP said:

The guy on the left looks like he could be related to Zach Braff(scrubs/Garden State dude). Who is he?

[ed]

I am Kvlt Braff, Zach's less famous younger brother.

[Nickyboi]

Apr 18, 2010 13:27:34 GMT -5 Billy said:

Oh Nick. TRANSCENDENTAL!

;D

OK, first I've never seen that word - I've only heard it said. About my face. Second, it did occur to me at about 2am this morning that it might well be transcendental.

[Wayne]

Malcolm, the one on the right is actually me, pre-beard. Not a fan of that photo still existing I must say.

[Wayne]

I look really ill without one, like a bit of a smackhead.

[Dan]

Apr 19, 2010 7:06:17 GMT -5 schadelreich said:

Apr 19, 2010 6:26:01 GMT -5 Wayne said:

Malcolm, the one on the right is actually me, pre-beard. Not a fan of that photo still existing I must say.

Fair enough. Was a bit confused, but then sort of figured it out by comparing shape of skull with the previous photo of you. The beard definitely suits you.

Haha, I got a mental image of you sizing up Wayne's head with a pair of callipers, Uncle Adolf style!

Wayne looks like Kyle from Incantation with a beard! I personally think he should learn the drums... ;D