You're all fucked in the head - just because you're happy to settle for Selly Oak's bollocks pizza does't mean shit. Papa John's is where it's at. Selly Oak is only good for curry; and in any case, only curry is real.
Oh, and Rooster House. Many of you will never know the joy of Rooster House, as it's a bit far away; but you can't argue with 2 pieces of chicken, 4 crispy strips, fries and drink for a paltry £2.99! It's cheaper than cooking for fuck's sake, how's a brother meant to stay Trym?