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Post by Beatende on Aug 27, 2009 7:09:56 GMT -5
New general thread for venting of spleen.
Rules: Post who you'd like to kill, why and the method you'd use.
Marks awarded for originality and thought (or lack thereof).
Now..... DESTROY!!!
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Post by ed on Aug 27, 2009 7:17:45 GMT -5
Margaret Thatcher. The guy who hit the head off of her statue deserves another swing.
Jon Gaunt. His smug face above his columns annoys me more than the drivel thats in them. Nail him to the bottom of a pool with a very shallow gradient, and add twenty litres of raw sewage for each column he's written.
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Post by Beatende on Aug 27, 2009 7:33:16 GMT -5
Margaret Thatcher. The guy who hit the head off of her statue deserves another swing. Jon Gaunt. His smug face above his columns annoys me more than the drivel thats in them. Nail him to the bottom of a pool with a very shallow gradient, and add twenty litres of raw sewage for each column he's written. Winner!! That was ace. I think the best way to kill Mrs Thatch would be to dump the resurrected remains of the Belgrano on to her, but using the medieval method of placing a board over her and adding pieces of the wreckage on to the board bit by bit. |
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Post by ed on Aug 27, 2009 7:48:25 GMT -5
Yeah, I'll vote for the Belgrano face crusher over pole guy. In a happy coincidence we could listen to the marvelous Candlemass song 'The Bleeding Baroness' whilst she's slowly dying.
Also with Gaunty, I reserve the right to stand on the edge of the pool and piss in.
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Post by Dan on Aug 27, 2009 7:54:32 GMT -5
This probably isn't a good thread for me to post in... ;D
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Post by Beatende on Aug 27, 2009 7:57:20 GMT -5
This probably isn't a good thread for me to post in... ;D hahahhaha C'mon get posting Dan, you've got a fucking lot to get through...  |
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Post by Billy on Aug 27, 2009 10:48:16 GMT -5
South Park is great, and if you don't get it YOU'RE GAY.
I'd like to kill 'LITTLEJOHN' and any other mono-named columnist for the Sun/Mirror/Mail/Express. Quite how I'm not sure.
I'd also like to slaughter Germain Greer. I'd like to drown her in a swimming pool full of fanny batter.
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Post by Dan on Aug 27, 2009 11:37:59 GMT -5
To be honest, I've never been a big South Park fan. Some of it was okay as it started, same as Family Guy but both just try way too hard these days.
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Post by ad on Aug 27, 2009 12:00:10 GMT -5
South Park is fucking awesome. End of. Its got better as its gone on, re-watched the Heavy Metal tribute one last night, great stuff.
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Post by Dan P on Aug 27, 2009 12:08:19 GMT -5
My Ex - Id just love to choke the bitch to death while repeatedly stamping on her cunt
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Post by Charlotte on Aug 27, 2009 14:46:11 GMT -5
Ooh, there's a lot of hatred in this thread. I'm going to have to think long and hard about who I'd want to kill.
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Post by Beatende on Aug 27, 2009 15:02:34 GMT -5
This thread is already shaping up to be top notch. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *evil grin*
When you've all posted sufficiently on here I'll kick it up one more step, though I'll probably stop short of setting up a shop in Alum Rock (instead of Castle Rock) like Leland Gaunt. If you've read that book...
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Post by Beatende on Aug 27, 2009 15:13:12 GMT -5
My Ex - Id just love to choke the bitch to death while repeatedly stamping on her cunt More of this!! ;D Soon your journey towards the dark side will be complete! |
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Post by Beatende on Aug 27, 2009 15:21:44 GMT -5
More of this!! ;D Soon your journey towards the dark side will be complete! The face beneath the balaclava:  Hahaha! You know, I'm probably starting to look like that nowadays with all the late nights and crap health over the past 2 years. |
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Post by Beatende on Aug 27, 2009 17:04:22 GMT -5
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/25/bzzzt_aiee_take_that_malefactor/I'd say that'd be a way to kill someone, if you give it a decades worth of technological advancement and component refinement to be adapted to mind-drive tech and some glove-type fittings for the "barrell" equivalent, if you get what I mean. Not quite as cool as being able to do so merely by will and mastery of the force, but until we make that breakthrough (I'm sure it won't take that much longer. ;-) ), I'll settle for the non-existent but slightly more feasible man-made weapon version.
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